$6.2 million. For a banana.

Glitchslap · 16 October 2026

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1. Six point two million dollars.
2. For a banana. Duct-taped to a wall.
3. Sotheby's. New York. 2024.
4. Grown adults in suits, bidding against each other.
5. For fruit.
6. The banana cost thirty-five cents.
7. Then the buyer ate it.
8. At a press conference.
9. Six million dollars. Digested.
10. And the art world called it genius.
11. Meanwhile the kid painting murals in your car park can't get a show.
12. And they call us the weird ones.
13. Subscribe. The art world's not ready.
14. Long live the glitch.