Ever tried making eye contact at a gallery desk?

Glitchslap · 30 October 2026

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1. Behind the desk sits a person in black.
2. Staring intensely at a MacBook Air.
3. You walk in.
4. They look up like you kicked their dog.
5. Relax, mate.
6. Nobody is here to steal the catalogue.
7. Long live the glitch.