How to pass as a collector at Frieze.

Glitchslap · 16 October 2026

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1. How to pass as a collector at Frieze.
2. Step one. Never look at the price.
3. Step two. Say "interesting" and walk off.
4. Step three. Ask if it's still available. Look disappointed.
5. Step four. Scarf. Indoors.
6. Congratulations. You're a collector.
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8. Long live the glitch.