Why are gallery benches so brutal?

Glitchslap · 31 October 2026

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1. A block of solid grey concrete.
2. Or a polished wooden beam without padding.
3. Gallery benches are not for relaxing.
4. They are designed to numb your spine.
5. Sit for four minutes and you are crippled.
6. Go to the car park and sit down.
7. Long live the glitch.

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