Write your artist statement like you'd say it in the pub.

Glitchslap · 20 October 2026

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1. Your artist statement.
2. My practice interrogates the liminal space between memory and material.
3. Nobody talks like that.
4. Not even the people who write it.
5. Try this instead.
6. Say it like you would in the pub.
7. I paint my nan.
8. She's brilliant.
9. Done.
10. That's a statement.
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12. Long live the glitch.