You bought a piece of paper, not art.

Glitchslap · 31 October 2026

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1. Bought a conceptual installation?
2. Congratulations.
3. You do not own the pile of gravel.
4. The gravel came from the local hardware shop.
5. You own an A4 certificate.
6. Signed in biro.
7. Cost you eight thousand quid.
8. Long live the glitch.

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