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What do they think is in your tote bag?

Glitchslap · 02 November 2026

Transcript

  1. Please check your bag in the cloakroom.
  2. It's a cotton tote.
  3. Containing house keys and a bruised banana.
  4. Not a sledgehammer.
  5. Are they scared you'll nick a bronze statue?
  6. Or touch the pristine white skirting boards?
  7. Keep the bag.
  8. Long live the glitch.

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